November 2011
2 posts
Things I Don't Like About Myself
I have a few things I don’t like very much about myself. With that said, I’m going to state as many of them until I get bored and then I will quit.
1. I Get Bored Easily
I don’t like how fast I get bored. I suffer from boredom quite often. It happens everywhere during practically everything. Let’s give you some examples of my chronic boredom to help you comprehend the...
Preface to My Potential Survival Guide
Let’s start off in this manner. I will begin to tell you about my writing style, and what it truthfully means deep-down inside. I will make this sweet and to the point. If I have learned anything about writing, truthfully, that one thing would be “keep it simple, sweet.” So let’s put my knowledge to the test.
Honestly, I have never really written much before....
October 2011
4 posts
Жизнь (Life)
I’ve came to the realization that life isn’t what it seems. Life can either be poopie, or life can be awesome (the meaning deriving from “awe”). I’m going to attempt to live my life to the fullest. If something doesn’t happen the way I planned it, so be it, something else will. However, you shouldn’t plan your life. You shouldn’t choose which path...
1 Thing I Do and 1 Thing I Want to Do In Order to...
When I stroll throughout my college campus I’ve began to notice a common theme. I’ve realized that I’m below everybody. Everybody is at the top of the spectrum, while I’m just down at the bottom. Therefore, I’m going to do something about it and I feel like I found an excellent solution for my problem. I have no self-esteem. In order to make me feel better about...
Taury (My Baby)
Before I was sixteen I was a nobody. I was a nothing. What was I going to do with my life? I was going to be a nobody. I was going to be nothing. I couldn’t believe my eyes one day. I found true love. I found my place in society. My balls finally dropped. This day was when I found my everything, my baby.
Some people would argue her amazingness. To me, she’s a true beauty and a true...
Body Odor or Tattoos?
Over this past summer I have had quite a difficult time finding a job. I have my ears gauged and I have my nose pierced. Yes, I can take out my nose stud and put in a spacer. Well better yet, I can even take it out completely and let it close up (but I don’t really want to). I could also take my gauges out… However, my ears will probably start looking like buttholes....
September 2011
5 posts
The Truth About Africa
If there’s anything I’ve learned in life, it’s that people want the truth (for the most part, unless it’s about his/her weight or something). There was a study executed by the U.S. Department of Self-Confidence that said; 52 percent of people prefer to not be lied to, 20 percent of people prefer to be lied to in order to escape reality, 11 percent of people are...
IF I WERE A BEAR...
If I were a bear, I would be a lot more satisfied with my life, maybe. If I were a bear, I would be classified as a caniform, which is a doglike carnivore. However, I feel a sense of indifference due to that. Why are dogs not classified as caniforms, which happen to be bearlike carnivores? I’ve learned that life isn’t fair. Why are bears not considered “man’s best friend?” Bears would...
What I've Learned/Implied About the American...
American. What does that word even mean? It could be associated with many things. I myself am American, however, I wouldn’t consider myself “super-American” or exceedingly patriotic. No offense, it’s just not my thing I suppose. I happen to have seen many viewpoints regarding Americans. Perhaps that is to why I have an unorganized concept of what “American”...
Which Arguments To Avoid/Go For
Arguments are a tricky and sticky situation to get yourself into. I know from past experience who/what to argue with and who/what to not argue with. Thus, I will gladly share my knowledge with my fellow comrades. I would absolutely hate to see my beloved neighbors/facebook friends vanquish.
(I don’t know what this has to do with arguments, but it popped up on Google Images when...
Arlington TX v. San Antonio TX
I have recently moved to Arlington, Texas (which happened to be within the last month). I don’t find it very appealing. However, last year when I attended UTSA in San Antonio, Texas, I didn’t find it too appealing either. So I have decided to take the initiative to compare and contrast both cities on a magnitude that an average individual would render, unnoticeable. Well,...
August 2011
1 post
My Biography
Zaq Dayton is neither a god, nor man. He has been known to reshape mountains with his own two hands. He has the power to create world peace with only his smile, thus, he never smiles. He is a world renown icon that everybody knows of, however, nobody is brave enough to admit it. Zaq was born before the big bang, therefore, before our universe even existed. Nobody, except Zaq himself...
May 2011
1 post
San Antonio's "Modest Proposal" (My Non-Satirical...
San Antonio’s “Modest Proposal”
It seems to be as if the majority of the populace takes cars, planes, and public transportation for granted when in regards to getting from one place to another, to reaching his or her final destination. Modernization has virtually forced the population forget about the old days. The “old days” does not mean the 1920s when Henry...
April 2011
4 posts
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